Quote of the Day (2007-09-02)

Lisa Simpson: Dad, look!
[holds TV up]
Homer Simpson: Television! Teacher, mother...
Homer Simpson: [lustily] ... secret lover. Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading - rising! Fading... fading... gone.
[Family sighs]
Homer Simpson: Come, family. sit in the snow with daddy and let us all bask in TV's warm glowing warming glow.
[Hours later, everyone is frozen]
man introducing Tony Awards: [on TV] Live, from Broadway, it's the Tony Awards, with your hosts Tyne Daly and Hal Linden!
Bart Simpson: [With difficulty] Homer... change channel.
Homer Simpson: Can't! frozen!
[music on TV: "One chorus line of people...”]
Homer Simpson: [Family screams]
Homer Simpson: Urge to kill... rising...

Source: The Simpsons